genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via moriarty)

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via walkslikejesus)

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vanjalen:

i love every part of this

vanjalen:

i love every part of this

(via jetbag)

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

(via bigm4c)

  • baby: d-d-d..
  • dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: D I C K S Q U A D

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

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ednons-blog:

the-upupupuuu-thing:

tiger-sharkie:

meeshburgas:

You guys.

Ohmygod, you guys…

I found out where those gifs came from.

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imma cry what the hell

omfg Italy you fucked up this time

what’s especially funny about Italian Spiderman is that this was made in 2007

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